I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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