I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
