And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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