Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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