after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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