Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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