Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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