How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You need Xanax blowdarts
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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