My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
