I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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