so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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