i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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