There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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