just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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