Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There's even glitter on my cock...
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