now i know why i became what i already was.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
