dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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