Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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