The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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