How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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