You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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