I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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