so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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