Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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