Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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