Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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