Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
