one two three fourrrrnication!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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