That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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