big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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