I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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