currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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