The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
