it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
