i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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