The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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