There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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