JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Shame is for Republicans.
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