How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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