The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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