So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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