i think i have herpe
just one?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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