how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Randomize
