try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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