They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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