Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
