You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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