Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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