he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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