we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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